Anyone who reads my theological reflections may have noticed that I invariably try to conclude with a thought-provoking one-liner. This may include a touch of satire or humour.
I think I acquired this habit from a tradition that arose during the many missions that Jill and I have led to Mozambique and Swaziland.
Here the trick is to spot an
incident that has occurred during a particular day and pen what became known as
“The News”. This being set to a jaunty Calypso melody and accompanied with a
guitar, has the following lyrical structure:
The Refrain goes:
It’s in the news, it’s in
the news, indubitably it’s in the news
Some makes you happy some
gives you the blues
But nevertheless, it’s all in the news.
Then would follow a four line
verse with a humorous “snap in the tale.”
For example, a young man
named Scott while helping to paint a Mozambican pastor’s church building almost
got himself electrocuted because he backed into some bare wires he had failed
to notice.
The News that day went:
This is truly shocking
news that we hear
That Scott has two twenty
volts in his rear
He’s God’s man-of-power-for-the-hour
we know
He’s got power from above
and power from below
Then there was another young
man, name of Brayden, who started out on his first preach whereupon all the
Mozambican ladies in the front row proceeded to whip out their boobs and feed
their babies – which Brayden found a mite distracting.
The News that evening went as follows:
When Braden takes his
preaching station,
He finds himself with a
major temptation,
But with only the
slightest hesitation,
He keeps abreast of the situation.
And
so on; I have strings of such doggerel. I was even asked to sing some news at
the wedding of a couple who had been on mission with us, a Congolese man
marrying a Zulu girl. Well, that was a first.
But
to return to the brief article entitled, “The Holy It”, what I hoped to gently convey
to the worthy women who coined the formula, “The Parent, The Sibling and the
Holy It,” and to those who shared such views was: “Really Ladies this is
unlikely to catch on and besides it is doctrinally unsound. (Not that doctrinal
unsoundness is proof against popularity) Well, such an irenic approach is a lot
to pack into a single punch line and I manifestly failed.
Interestingly,
my first attempt was say, tongue-in cheek, “This is unlikely to be improved
upon,” and then it occurred to me that readers would conclude that I was
advocating the new formula and so I changed it to, “It remains to be seen if
this will gain much traction.” And would you know, folk were still left
wondering whether I was seriously considering the change.
Jill
is always telling me that people do not understand my humour.
So, I conclude that the
best thing men can do to assist the feminist cause is to listen to their
wives.
Peter Frow
December 2022